Captain
First seen: Strip #3 - Wes Molebash

The Captain is head of the police force. Not only does his wife cheat on him with Detective Taft, not only does he have to cope with Tom's boyfriend's antics but also he has a very much love of donuts. He's an old cop, a good cop and has a good heart.

Peter
First seen: Strip #1 - Christopher Baldwin

Peter is Tom's boyfriend. He gets himself into all sorts of trouble, usually when drunk. He's the lovely caring boyfriend to Tom, who not only enjoys cuddles but also enjoys the wildside of life. He's been dating Tom for quite some time.

Tom
First seen: Strip #1 - Christopher Baldwin

Tom is a senior cop within the police force. He's gay and is madly in love with Peter, but he never knows why. He likes to play pranks and is often trying to outdo any challenge whatsoever. His best friend Patty is also his partner in crime, or police work as it were.

Patty
First seen: Strip #1 - Christopher Baldwin

Patty is the second half of the dynamic duo of Tom and Patty. She loves DVD, learning most of her skills of police work from watching episodes of CSI and Cold Case. She only has her coffee at one shop, not because it's any good but because of the guy who works there - Gil.

Detective Taft
First seen: Strip #10 - Will Kirkby

Detective Taft is the cop with a difference. He talks the language of the streets and is often known for just saying "yo". Behind the scenes he's a bit of a ladies man, having many women in many ports, though nobody knows how. He's currently having an affair with the Captain's wife.

Gil
First seen: Strip #15 - Stirling Morris

The usual coffee guy who keeps the police in line with coffee, sweet cakes and donuts. He has been working at the coffee shop for most of his life, probably, basking on tips. He's finally discovered feelings for Patty and is currently going through the dating process with her.

Officer Schultz
First seen: Strip #92 - David Wolfe

The police dog, but no ordinary dog. Officer Schultz has been in the force since he was just a pup and now works with the team along with Tom and Patty to bring crime down, one bark at a time. He's just newly joined and is a great addition to the group.